ACADEMIC VICTIM CORE tee

for the ones who stayed... because inertia is real.

front: minimalist and resigned — academic victim core
back: chaotic truth — “I stayed because of Newton’s First Law”
this sweatshirt is a love letter to tired students, burnt-out overachievers, and anyone who’s been running on caffeine and momentum alone. It’s soft, darkly funny, and painfully relatable.

comes in: Navy, Black, Charcoal and White — for every flavor of existential dread.
fit: unisex, cozy, and slightly oversized for optimal late-night crisis comfort.

why you’ll love it:

• High-quality print that won’t crack under academic pressure

• Conversation starter (or ender, depending on your energy)

perfect for:

• Crying in the library

• Surviving midterms

• Gifting your favorite academically-traumatized friend